i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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