Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
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what?
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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