I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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