even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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