on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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