yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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