dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
