he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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