whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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