How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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