She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
