everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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