Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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