Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
