No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Let's get the cat blown out
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Randomize
