I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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