is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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