In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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