maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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