He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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