Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
found the other keg... it's in the tree
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
The air taste purple.
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