the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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