2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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