So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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