apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Im part way to drunk.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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