It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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