We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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