Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Alive.
So much puke
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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