fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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