I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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