I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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