Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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