That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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