member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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