How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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