It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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