so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
