let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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