when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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