Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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