You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
