i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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