she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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