You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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