Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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