her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I don't think brook has ever known best
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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