In the future we'll all be gay
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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