I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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