there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
They have beer where we have blood.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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