I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
worst night to have a conscience
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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