hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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