Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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