so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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