I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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